Speaking Freely

"Hello I was in the pub on standard agreement is it the other day. I forgot the name of the pub anyway Ant and Derek were there alright soon on in to the local serverties(?). They got served before everyone else every time it was disgusting and the whole thing that annoyed everyone here but that Ant bloke but he was with a different woman we were all talking about that not his, not his bird he was with some other piece. He looked very very flirtave(?) anyway he's only stayed for a couple of drinks then they buggered off thank goodness for that so we could all get served again. Ok my name is Ken I live at Ternal(?) Green. Ok bye."

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