Speaking Freely

"Hello my name is Peter Pitchens(?) and I live at Coven Garden. I want to complain that the BBC spends millions of pounds of our money on this ridiculous charade known as the Euro Vision Song Contest. It's never gonna be won by a UK entrant and the whole thing is now skewed in favour of all the backward countries. It is so parotial(?) that they will only ever vote for their neighbours. It's pointless. Why are we spending our tax money, which could be used for so many worthier causes to pay for this ridiculous two hour insert for ___ should be outside building our extensions? Well that's it, I've got that off my chest. My name is Peter and I'm phoning from Coven Garden. Our whole country is going to the dogs. Thank you, goodbye."

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