Speaking Freely

"Hello my name is Paddy and I live in Tulse Hill. I have a complain about this drug culture in Brickstone(?) are drugs legal or not. If they are what are our rights I bought something off a gentleman at that Brickstone(?) shield on Friday night. When I got at home and unwrapped the cling film it turned out to be a piece of bark not the cannabis I was anticipating now if cannabis is legal surely I am entitled to go and complain to trading standards is cannabis legal or not Wilk Tradings bandits take my complaint seriously or not. I really don't know where we stand on this. My name is Paddy I'm not interested in any of the prices on offer especially not the dildo and I live in Tulse Hill, ok bye."

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