Saturday, 26 July 2008

Speaking Freely

"Hello, I'm at Hampton Court open air pool. Just bought a coffee and the stupid woman at the counter kept me waiting 5 mins while she talks about her friend's love life. Then sold me a cup of coffee which was luke warm for £1.50 it was bloody awful bloody awful. Still that's what you get in England unless you complain. Ok. Goodbye"

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Tuesday, 22 July 2008

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"Hello. This is Paul from Milton Keynes. Yeah. If Martin Spenser cares so much about the environment why do they always throw away the food that they don't see rather than sending it off cheapy(?) and giving your customers a bargain? You don't care about the environment you're just making money our of us. Nothing wrong with that but don't give us any cobblers about an environmental concern. You're just lining your pockets. I hope you choke on your 10B bag for life. Goodbye"

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"Hello, this is to the people of Mark and Spencers and you might think you charging us just 10 fee for bank for life the other think you're making 10cents of losing a customer for life. Goodbye"

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"Hello, my name is David Levine and you wanted. I was in Kingston to in Surrey recently in Greg's the bakers can't you get enough to get myself certainly pie. Fight when you get five pence off whoopee. Anyway I was cheering up and look at the sign on the wall and it said only pies about 23 percent beef. Wow that's quality and the sausage rolls only contain 5%. What if the other 95% in that sausage roll what is it? Eyelids thumbnails I'd read to think anyway I still bulking well for Ryan. Ok thank you goodbye"

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"Hello, my name is Louica(?) and I am from Bow in East London and I went over to Kingston on the weekend, I went to a cafe called Paccinos(?) and guess what they had all these phoney handwritten signs on the wall saying things like hey why don't you just chill out and creepy stuff like that. I wouldn't mind if it's all been written by some corporate eless(?) man you know it's just that fake sincerity just makes me wanna puke. Oh give it a rest, will you? We all know you have made it a massive corporation. It's just awful. Ok. Bye."

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"Hello, my name is Lindsay. I so tells likes school. Oh we do that. It's 2 in the carpet. Me and my teacher and that's all we do"

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"Hello my name is Lucy and I live in Concert County Durham. Now I was in my local Sainsbury's the other day and there's a sign on the wall saying Sainsbury's we are dedicated to customer service and there's another sign saying we are committed to the customer then I saw another sign which said we are looking for retail staff wages £5.95 per hour. Well some commitment to customer service you're making aren't you Mr and Mrs Sainsbury's how terrible"

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