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Hello, this is a message to the girl on the makeup counter on at Boots in Clapham Junction. Try and blend in your lip liner, darling you look like a transvestite. This is Lavinia from Bassey. Bye.

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Hello I'm phoning from Salisbliss(?) in Cricklewood. I just noticed you got a slogan saying you're commitment to customer services. Well if you're commitment to to customer services why do you pay your staff such low wages what sort of commitment is that? Ok thank you. Goodbye.

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Hello this is Barbera from Croyden. I would like to ask the customer service manager at Marks and Spencers Are all your staff as polite and I hope the irony of my voice comes out on your blog. Are all your staff as polite as they are in your Croyden branch. Thank you goodbye.

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Hey, I can't believe Ken Livingston wants me to leave my car at home to catch the train. I have two kids, I got to the station with my two kids and the security guard there says to me that he can't help me with the pram because of health and safety reasons, so the god damn pram had to stay at the bottom of the stairs while they wait for innocent passengers to come off the train before I can put my children in the pram and ask one of the innocent passengers to risk his back pack carrying my pram up the stairs. Ken Livingston if he wants me out of my car and into his ___ he needs to work out how I'm gonna get my pram from the ground floor to the platform. Thank you.

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