Speaking Freely

"Hello, my name is Nigel Lig(?) and I want to complain about I was in the hairdressers and all the staff seemed to be gossiping about me quite loudly and they didn't hide the fact that they were sniggering and talking behind their hands. I could hear some certain phrases filtering through like oh you can tell it's a man and look at the hands look at the hands, they're a dead giveaway. How when I go and get my hair cut and styled I don't want people making jokes about me. I think that's not very nice. Anyhow I'll never be going to Hair Associates ever again. Goodbye."

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