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Saturday, 5 April 2008
Speaking Freely
"Hello? This is Tom from Kent. I want to make a complaint about my local doctor surgery if that's ok. I went in there yesterday to get a check up which I'm perfectly entitled to do, I have paid my taxes after all and the receptionist was incredibly bloody rude to me. She shouted, Dr Cutler has asked me not to except any more appointments for you Mr Gunt(?). You have now had 10 prostate invalidations(?) in 10 days, her finger has been up your bottom so many times it doesn't bear thinking about it. Your prostate is fine Mr Gunt(?), do not come back. I wouldn't mind if she shouted this out in front of everyone else in the reception room. It was totally humiliating, not except. I'll be writing to my MP. Thank you very much, I hope this doctors are reading this and they take appropriate action against this receptionist. Thank you. Bye."
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Most people are entitled to a second opinion, but I'd say that after ten examinations, if your doctor didn't find anything wrong, your prostate must be pretty sound.
Some people don't find those examinations very comfortable. Nor indeed is seeing a woman doctor something many men can deal with.
So fair play to you for going back to her again. And again, And again....
It's almost as if you enjoyed it.
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