Great days out with Inertia Travel solutions and Brutish Rail

There are millions of things to do in this country.

There's so much fun to be had.

So many life affirming experiences.

So many memorable days that, in years to come, you will cherish with your family and friends.

And all that stands between you and happiness is Inertia Travel Solutions, in Partnership with Brutish Rail.

So why don't you let us take you, granny and the kids to the countryside?

Or maybe you'd enjoy a day at the races?


This month, Brutish Rail in Partnership with Inertia Travel Solutions 247, is offering a fantastic family excursion to the races at Epsdown Park.

Here's what you can expect.

With the minimum of fuss, one of our automated ticket machines will sell you a ticket for Nowheresville Station, which is a short bus ride from Epdown Park.

On your journey, out friendly inspectors will scour the train, looking for anyone who wasn't familiar with our ticket machine's complex operating system. Remember, if you board a train without a valid ticket, you will be subject to a £10 fine. Yes, even if our staff have all taken the day off sick.

On arrival at Nowheresville Station, a friendly announcer will inform you of the latest diversions in place. The train will then proceed on to Epsdown Park station, which is actually nowhere near the race course.

At Epsdown Park station, there will be a replacement bus service, ready to whisk you safely back to Nowheresville Station. For health and safety reasons, we will be unable to stop the bus to let passengers off, even as it edges, in by inch, agohisinlgy past the entrance to Epsdown Race course.

Finally, you will arrive at Nowheresville Station, which is a brisk 20 minute hike from Epsdown Race course.

Enjoy your day out.

And remember, failure to have a valid ticket will result in a £10 fine, and assaults on our staff are unacceptable and will result in prosecution.